{"id":2,"date":"2008-01-10T19:02:46","date_gmt":"2008-01-10T23:02:46","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2012-08-06T22:55:01","modified_gmt":"2012-08-07T02:55:01","slug":"about","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/thestormypresent.com\/ocean\/sea-captains\/about\/","title":{"rendered":"Of the Author, A.W."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"color: #0000ff; font-family: Times New Roman;\"><em>The dogmas of the quiet past are inadequate to the stormy present. The occasion is piled high with difficulty, and we must rise with the occasion. As our case is new, so we must think anew and act anew. &#8211; Abraham Lincoln<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Times New Roman;\">Our Author has a degree in literature and as you will come to realize, can\u2019t write worth a damn, can\u2019t spell to save his life, uses clich\u00e9\u2019s as if they were going out of style and if his grammar were any worse, he wouldn\u2019t be able to hide the fact that it\u2019s clearly from a Microsoft Word suggestion box. However, with a deep insight, honed thru years of reading, listening and searching for the hidden reasons to what is never stated, yet barely revealed,\u00a0 he tries to find the connections without looking for a deep conspiracy. <\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 0in 0in 0pt;\"><span style=\"font-family: Times New Roman;\">Then again, perhaps he doesn\u2019t want to acknowledge that he\u2019s already lost the <span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\">Information<\/span> game, and is clearly in violation of a <span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\">Thought <\/span>Crime.If anyone else can write this bullshit about themselves without choking, please help him.<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 0in 0in 0pt;\"><span style=\"font-family: Times New Roman;\">Now.<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 0in 0in 0pt 0.5in; text-indent: -0.25in;\"><span style=\"font-family: Times New Roman;\"><span>&#8211;<\/span>&#8220;&#8230;<em> Destined For Greatness&#8230;.&#8221;<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 0in 0in 0pt 0.5in; text-indent: -0.25in;\"><span style=\"font-family: Times New Roman;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The dogmas of the quiet past are inadequate to the stormy present. The occasion is piled high with difficulty, and we must rise with the occasion. As our case is new, so we must think anew and act anew. &#8211; Abraham Lincoln Our Author has a degree in literature and as you will come to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":155,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-2","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/thestormypresent.com\/ocean\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/thestormypresent.com\/ocean\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/thestormypresent.com\/ocean\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thestormypresent.com\/ocean\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thestormypresent.com\/ocean\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"http:\/\/thestormypresent.com\/ocean\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":153,"href":"http:\/\/thestormypresent.com\/ocean\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2\/revisions\/153"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thestormypresent.com\/ocean\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/155"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/thestormypresent.com\/ocean\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}